On Hobbies and Prejudices

Florida Democratic Representative Alcee Hastings, one of only 6 federal judges to ever be impeached in the history of our nation (for perjury and obstruction of justice), decided to impart some of his insightful wisdom about Sarah Palin at the National Jewish Democratic Council yesterday.  

... anybody toting guns and stripping moose don’t care too much about what they do with Jews and blacks.

Awww.... snap!

Truth to power, that is.  I mean, let's be honest.  Every last person with a gun license only has that license because they fear the black man.  And those moose strippers?  They only do that because stripping the Jews became such a big no-no back in the late 30s, early 40s.

I mean, Hitler was a vegetarian who liked to paint.  That's why people think the Holocaust never happened.  No broccoli-eating Bob Ross wannabe could possibly coordinate the mass extermination of an entire race of people.  It's just not in their nature.

Gun-toting, moose strippers though....  They are out to oppress and just can't seem to bleach the animal blood out of their long, white robes fast enough.

So many inner-city synagogues.  So few burning crosses....

9/11 Solved

The descriptions of the motivations are correct, but George W Bush is not responsible for 9/11. There is another man who has everything to gain from higher oil prices, and a failing American economy. There is another man who has the power, influence, and connections to pull off 9/11, and who can benefit by the chaos and doubt of the American public. He is motivated not only by greed and a long-term plan to renew his power, but by revenge.