Sean Combs aka Puff Daddy aka Puffy aka P. Diddy Changing His Name

Again.

Why you ask? "I needed to simplify things."

Good idea. Hacking off that first initial is really gonna make things easier for me Diddy. I can't thank you enough. Countless times I found myself stuttering over that pesky "P" when trying to proclaim your name to the Heavens that I eventually broke down in tears for failing to do so.

And the best part is, "Diddy" doesn't even sound remotely gay. (So you can still keep your street cred.)