Rumor Control

Cindy, great news! I think we can finally put to rest all those crazy right-wing rumors that you were just being used by the Moonbat Left as their Poster Child of the Moment. I mean, c'mon! You've had the backing of so many big names - Sharpton... Jackson. And lets not forget the fact that your loyal disciples have followed you from Crawford to D.C.!!

I believe it's safe to say that had those awful rumors been true, no one would've showed up to your book sig....

Oh fuck....