Saddam Threatens Hooky

I will not return. I will not come to an unjust court! Go to hell!

Court reporters confirm Saddam immediately followed this outburst with an impressive display of moose antlers directed towards the judge and then "did raspberries" directly at each prosocuter. The judge quickly sentenced Hussein to a time-out in the corner, where he remained for the duration of the session, slouched over with his back to the cameras quietly picking at a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.

**Update** Son of a bitch up and did it. This is seriously gonna cut into his allowance.