Them Crazy Canucks!

I picked up on this story from Yahoo's Odd News because I thought it was funny that some guy was paying off a credit card bill pennies at a time because he was miffed for some reason.

Only after reading the entire article do I find out that the "some guy" is actually a Canadian who is ticked that his bank was outsourcing some of its processing to the US:

I don't want the CIA or George Bush to know how many cases of Viagra I bought last week, or what church or charities I donate to.

(Of course referring to our invasive and oppressive anti-terrorism laws.)

'Cause Viagra is the main ingredient in terrorist plots. Those 72 virgins are no good to you if you meet them unprepared....

.... Retard.