Oh... P.S.

Crash won Best Picture.

Looks like our gay allies (aka Hollywood) have sold us out for the racist cops.

I think this may be the catalyst that sparks a civil war between San Francisco and Los Angeles. And let me tell you, my DVR will be primed and ready for the round-the-clock CNN coverage of Mary Mo and Meryl Streep throwin' down on Sunset Blvd.