'Cause My Crater's Got A Shark's Fin

Mount St. Helens has been jerkin' us around for the past year or so, putting on steam shows, venting gas and ash, doing whatever she can to make us think she's prepping for an encore to her 1981 blast.

Well now she's incorporating the use of props. A giant "fin" has been growing at about 5 feet per day in the center of crater.

I think I speak for many people when I say that it's time for Helen to shit or get off the pot.