Tuesday, September 26, 2006

What's Your Commute Smell Like?

Every morning and evening when I transfer at Union Square, I get to stand in 5 minutes of:

May be decaying body located in elevator shaft ... As if three dozen of city's smelliest homeless guys sleep there every night on a bed of rotting vegetables ... Like the smoke that comes off the grill when you put on a cheap steak ... Like the wet, rotting asshole of a 500-pound dead man who didn't wipe his ass too well before he kicked it ... Like Au Bain Pain Cinnamon Streusel Bagels.

Fellow New Yorkers can follow the scent of their daily routines here.

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