Hey!! Your Dad Just Got Re-Elected To The U.S. Senate!! What Are You Gonna Do Now?

Hmmm.... DisneyWorld is close, but it's so cliche.

.... Oh, I know!

How about you get wasted, fight with a guy, drag an unconscious chick back to your hotel, and then shove a cop when he tries to stop you? That way you can get doused with pepper spray, charged with resisting arrest and battery of a police officer as well as good old fashioned disorderly intoxication!!

Good times. Just like college.

Although, I gotta wonder what would've happened had daddy lost the race....

H/T: Kevin