But Wait! I Have A Boyfriend....

I'm not sure if all the votes are in, but it looks like Manhattan Borough President candidate Brian I'M-GAY-I-PROMISE-LOOK-HERE'S-MY-
PARTNER-TO-PROVE-IT Ellner has come in just shy of 12% of the vote in yesterday's primaries.

It seems to be that shameless gay-baiting and Bush bashing in political advertisements just isn't quite enough to get the public behind you nowadays.

Not even in Manhattan.

All kidding aside, I'm honestly quite shocked.