Stereotypes And Sunday Nights

I pride myself on not being your stereotypical "gay".

I don't wet myself at the mere thought of Cher doing yet another farewell tour. I don't lapse into a masturbatory frenzy at the sight of Madonna's gap. And the thought of glitter anywhere on my body makes me convulse.

That being said.... I do have my fair share of traits.

1. I'm particular about my hair.
2. I can recite/sing the entire libretto of Rent.
3. I know what a libretto is.
4. I love Desperate Housewives.

Season Two premier is tonight.

Let us rejoice and give praise.