The White Sox Fans Guide to Taunting Spouses Even Though Your Team Is Winning

One game up: Toss a beer at the wife of the opposing team's second baseman.

Two games up: Slap her.

Three games up: Slap her again. But this time... put some stank on it.

World Series win: Get all your friends together and arm them with blunt objects. Re-enact that scene from Airplane!