How Do You Solve A Problem Like Ms. Andrews?

Ok. I know there's a whole bunch of news going on. The Canadian government is, how shall we say, under a bit of stress. Saddam threw yet another temper tantrum. And Ted Rall supports the troops like only a fucking asshole can.

But, should this next news item actually come to fruition, I fear for the fate of the civilized world. Dame Julie Andrews feels that... should The Sound Of Music ever be remade (Godforbidsuchathing
Imeantheoriginalisfinebutdowehonestlyneedanewerversionto
torturechildrenwithovertheholidays) ... Cameron Diaz would be the perfect choice to fill her role as Maria.

Diaz. Singing.

... No one would survive.