Nick And Jessica To Star In New Reality Series

The Divorcees.

Well Nick.... That's what you get for makin' the woman bring home the bacon while you sat on your (most assuredly tight, firm) ass watching college basketball.

... and the kids woulda' been so beautiful too.

It seems fairly amicable for a Hollywood break-up. Shame. So uninteresting that way.

But at least we have the demise of TomKat to look forward too. That one's gonna be a doozy.