Ta-Ta T.O.!!

I went ahead and got all those fireworks they were gonna' use to celebrate your 100th career TD from Lincoln Financial Field. If you'd like, I'd be more than happy to cram them up your egotistical, self-centered, poop-shoot and light them in the hopes that they will expedite your departure from Philadelphia for the rest of this season, and (God willing), the rest of your career.

Have fun, take care, and thanks for stopping by!!