The Ballad Of K-Fed

Looks like 50 Cent and his pal Kanye are gonna' be in for some stiff competition.

Praise be to the hip-hop gods that some of Kevin Federline's new album has been leaked on the net. Now... finally... at last... a little bit of the craven anticipation we've all held for this ultra-mega-superstar's debut album can be satisfied.

But! Being that his is, well... Kevin Federline: Husband of the Britney, Father to the Countless, he's gone ahead to meet his possible detractors head on, before the album is released.

My prediction is that y'all gonna hate on the style we create, straight 2008.

Hold on. I just threw up my lunch, laughing.

I can picture his notes right now:

Rhymes w/ 'hate' - gate, bait, straight, rate... eight, mate, slate, sitchuate, impregnate, boobies (no...), date, late, my friend Nate....

If only Britney was as confident about his career as he is.