Dear President Bush....

I know we're in a war. A war some Americans oppose vehemently. I know you have a lot of crazy shit going on with the CIA and secret prisons and spying on Americans and such. And I know that you need to get your message out to make sure the people of this nation understand what exactly is going on. And I know the best way to do that is through televised speeches.

But NOT on Sunday nights at 9pm where they are in direct conflict with The Family Guy, okay? You want to get your poll numbers up? Fine. Bumping America's most beloved suitable-for-all-ages animated comedy ain't gonna do it though pal.

And on the Lord's Day of Rest no less!! For shame Mr. President. For. Shame.

Don't let it happen again.