Finkle Is Einhorn.... Einhorn Is Finkle!!!

Say hello to Miriam.

Miriam was the star of a British reality TV show, There's Something About Miriam. Basic premise: six guys vying for her affection to win 10,000 pounds and week on a yacht with the Mexican beauty. Any straight guy's dream.

Unbeknownst (that's the first time I think I ever typed that word) to the guys however was the fact that Miriam, well.... she's a bloke. In the spirit of good reality telly, this of course wasn't revealed until the winner was chosen.

Naturally, the guys sued to prevent the show from being aired to maintain some sense of masculinity. Unfortunately....

"Your gun is digging into my hip."