ABC's And HIV's

As part of New York's new HIV/AIDS curriculum, the topic of the disease will begin being taught... to kindergarteners.

Beginning Monday, kindergarteners in public schools will be told that HIV is a "germ" and "not easy to get."

The kids also will learn that HIV could lead to AIDS, which is hard to "get well" from...

Don't worry. Being kids, I doubt they'll ask innocent, honest, and obvious questions like, "How do you get it?" prompting teachers to either dodge the question or drop the sex and drugs bomb on their class of 5-year-olds.

Brilliant.