T.O.: Kiddie Book Author

Yeah, I laughed too. But it's true.

Little T Learns To Share will hit bookshelves next month. From the Amazon description:

Young children will learn an important and valuable lesson about sharing through this wonderfully illustrated and fun book written by NFL star Terrell Owens. Little T is a boy who doesn't want to share his new football; he is afraid that his friends might mess it up. When he tries to play by himself, however, he realizes that football isn't any fun alone. Thanks to his mother's good advice, he wins back his friends, and learns the virtue of sharing and the importance of being fair.

In other ironic publishing news, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is also hopping on the children's lit bandwagon with Little Ahmed Learns To Not Detonate Himself In The Public Market. From the CoD? description:

Young Palestinians will learn an important and valuable lesson about the dangers of suicide bombings through this hilarious and quite charming book written by the current president of Iran. Little Ahmed is a boy who wants nothing more than kill Israelis; he's afraid he might not get to Paradise otherwise. After watching his older brother test out a C4-vest grandma made him, however, he quickly realizes that he's too young to bang the 72 virgins anyway.

Look for them both to be battling it out for the #1 Bestseller title.