Delegates gathering this week at the Baptist State Convention are expected to approve a policy that would prohibit membership for churches or affiliate groups that endorse homosexuality.
Apparently, Baptist churches in North Carolina will be posting naked pictures of Brad Pitt next to Sunday's bulletin. Religiously ordained Mo-Seekers will then pat the crotches of all who enter to determine the level of sexual arousal. Anyone showing the slightest bit of wood will be struck down from On High by the Almighty.
.... In other news, Angelina got on a train.