Jesus, Mary, And Angelina

Maybe this is what Elton was talking about.

Delegates gathering this week at the Baptist State Convention are expected to approve a policy that would prohibit membership for churches or affiliate groups that endorse homosexuality. The policy, proposed by the convention's board of directors earlier this year, would forbid churches from ordaining gay clergy, making public statements supporting homosexuality or accepting openly gay churchgoers as members.

Apparently, Baptist churches in North Carolina will be posting naked pictures of Brad Pitt next to Sunday's bulletin. Religiously ordained Mo-Seekers will then pat the crotches of all who enter to determine the level of sexual arousal. Anyone showing the slightest bit of wood will be struck down from On High by the Almighty.

.... In other news, Angelina got on a train.