Jimmy Crack Corn, And I Don't Care

I'm not voting today. Chew me out in the comments. Throw the "It's your patriotic duty," crap at me. Jimmy crack corn....

The Republican candidates are bent on keeping things the way they are, whilst pandering to the religious right to drum up support in the hopes they can actually win.

The Democratic candidates are bent on preaching that they're not George Bush, whilst never really alluding to who they actually are.

I'm just plain sick and tired of having to vote for someone based off the fact that they're slightly less retarded than their opponent.

Jimmy crack corn.