Coming Out Of The Woodwork

Everything is proceeding as planned. The homosexual agenda to take over the world with gays, trannies, and lesbos is nearing completion. A couple weeks ago, Grey's Anatomy star T.R. Knight announced his role in the conspiracy. And today, another pawn has moved into place. Check-mate is near.

Doogie Howser, M.D.... is a fag.

The 33-year-old actor said he was motivated to disclose his sexuality because of recent "speculation and interest in my private life and relationships."

Once we have Scott Baio, the end of the Hetero Age will be nigh. A new era will dawn, complete with chiffon throw-pillows, track lighting, and Madonna.

Mark my words. The day is closer than you think....