A Not So Feel-Good Story

Paris Hilton wants kids. Four of 'em. By the time she's 30.

... Hilton thinks she’s highly qualified for motherhood, explaining: “I look after animals, so I’d have a lot to give my kids.”

Apparently Ms. Hilton is under the impression that taking her furs to the dry-cleaners is how one "looks after animals."

And didn't she just lose her dog a few months back?

... God bless the child.