F***....

I didn't really think that the IT department at my office could make things worse in regards to "down-time", but thanks to two ginormous coat-shitters, it's entirely possible, should my company get wind of this.

.... Ermis Sfakiyanudis and Alan Schunemann are just determined to ruin it for everyone.

The bane of office loafers everywhere, eTelemetry's Metron and Locate network trackers can pinpoint individual "bandwidth hogs" on a company's network, even tallying the time individual employees spend surfing the net.

I'm going out on a limb and saying Ermis and Alan don't have many friends.