Conundrum

Conundrum: n. A paradoxical, insoluble, or difficult problem; a dilemma: "The following video of Michael Moore taking on Fred Phelps poses a particular conundrum for me as I downright despise both."

I hate saying it, but I think I'm siding with Moore on this one. Now excuse me while I go bathe in some vinegar and lye to cleanse my soul for having typed that.

H/T: Average Gay Joe.