4-Year Old Goes Motorboatin'

And rightly gets suspended from school for it.

.... La Vega Independent School District stated his son, who was 4 years old at the time, was involved in "inappropriate physical behavior interpreted as sexual contact and/or sexual harassment" after the boy hugged a teacher's aide and "rubbed his face in the chest of (the) female employee" on Nov. 10.

Pay no mind to the logistics of a teacher's aide bending over to hug a child, resulting in her fun pillows hovering in the immediate vicinity of the child's face.

No... this is cut-and-dry toddler harassment. 4-year old boys are notorious for their sick objectification of women and their breasts and have repeatedly, throughout history, made every attempt to use their own "innocence" as a means to lure unsuspecting females down to their level, where upon the ridiculously young man-boy will thrust his face into her bosom and shamelessly perform raspberries.

Too long has the public turned a blind eye to this type of horrific and demeaning sex-crime. And while I applaud the school district for taking a stand and suspending the child, I fear the punishment is far too light and sends the wrong message. It will only encourage boys, who already look for every opportunity to get out of school, to do so by burying their face in their teacher's tots.

No.... The only way to deal with this type of pre-pubescent deviant is extensive and methodical "community service" as a Congressional page.

Eye for an eye, as they say.