Don't Bomb Me Bitch!

Seems like they're comin' out of the woodwork.

19 year-old MIT student Star Simpson (a porn name if ever there was one) walked into Logan International Airport with what appeared to be a bomb strapped to her chest. Her explanation of the stunt proves that while some may see devices used to murder hundreds of people at a time, others see only art:

She said that it was a piece of art and she wanted to stand out on career day.

And sure. I guess you could chalk this up to art.

It's pretty shitty art in my opinion. And just downright ridiculous. She maybe had a reason to be at the airport. Meeting her boyfriend possibly. But if you show up wearing that on your shirt, you better know damn well what the reaction is going to be. Just as I'd know what I was getting into if I went to the bank to deposit my paycheck wearing a ski-mask and a hoodie.

Bitch is lucky to be walking out of there with no bullet holes in her body.

I don't think she understood the seriousness until the public information employee called police.

The hell she didn't. She goes to M.I.T. She's not stupid. She knew damn well what she was doing. Like her Don't-Taze-Me-Bro kin earlier in the week, Star is just another shining example of how the younger generation act as though they are above reproach.

And when she enters a not guilty plea and is released on a mere $750 bail...

... can you blame them?