Unusual Suspect Indeed

My now former Favorite Actor of All Time just kicked me square in the nuts today.


Thanks, Kev. 'Preciate it. No, no... seriously. It's not like I spent hours memorizing your American Beauty family dinner speech, even going so far as to throw countless plates of asparagus against the wall in a frustrated rage. Please, by all means. Go and mingle with El Diablo.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go find a new Favorite Actor of All Time.

... If only Casper Van Dien had a memorable monologue. ... Or a memorable film for that matter.